We just got the Anti-Smoking bill passed for Portland.... Do we have to start an Anti-Play area ban for children too??
First, let me say a few things. I have children and bring them to pubs that allow children. You wouldn't know they are even in the building! They sit, they talk with each other and they eat. You know, like adults or well behaved children.
I don't think we need to BAN children from Pubs. I think need to encourage some public etiquette!
When I grew up, my parents were pretty lay back, but considerate to others. That's an important coupling of words, so I will repeat! CONSIDERATE TO OTHERS!
Our parents (or at least mine) wouldn't take children to a restaurant if we were going to instill indigestion on all the other patrons with loud outbursts and wails. This is just the beginning! It would have been considered extremely rude to allow your children to walk up and down the aisles talking, wailing and slobbering all over a toy. Not to mention dangerous for the servers carrying plates of food with a limited view. God forbid, you allow your child to climb over a booth or bother another patrons!
I think it's obvious where I'm going with all this..... These PUB Play Area's are parent crutches which allow the parent to sit at booth with friends, have a meal and drink up, while the children are entertained inside and OUTSIDE the play areas.
...and lets' talk about unhealthy atmosphere.... All those children with little sticky uncleaned hands, sneezing and coughing on each other. Bring those germ ridden toys back to the table, please!
In the past, here's some of my experiences.
A. A child fell from the top of play area onto a train table. Screaming and wailing for 3 minutes until Mom was done discussing how to cure cancer with her mom friends.
B. A child crawled over the top of my booth, sat in the booth next my children and picked green snot from nose and wiped it on the table..... Mom??? No where to be found!
C. While in the middle of a conversation with my table group, a diaper leaking dirty handed child came up and put his finger in my food! I nicely shooed him away and went over to talk to "the parents." They sat a table with about 10 other irresponsible half drunken boobs. When I told the parents what had happened, they just laughed. I politely asked for the money for my lunch since it was now uneatable and was refused with a upturned nose and scowl. I then went to the manager and complained. I did get my meal for free, but no one seemed to get the point when I complained about CONSIDERATION FOR THE PATRONS.
If Laurelwood REALLY wants to sponsor a Play Area.... I would suggest a sound proof "supervised" glass booth with toys and games for the children. A handy antibacterial hand lotion on entry could help too. A parent would check the child in with the Play area and check them out when done... I've seen grocery stores and theaters have such provisions, why not have it in a pub? If Laurelwood truely wants to give children a place to play, I think they need to go ALL THE WAY and do it right. Consideration to ALL patrons should be the #1 goal.
I enjoy Laurelwood's pubs for the beer and the food. I just wish we all could go and eat in peace. I know I'm not the only one!
That said, here's my review of the new Laurelwood Pub on Sandy:
The new layout is divided into three areas. A large bar and lounge area which is "play area" free, but was not free from two waddling toddlers.... ;-)
Second, a smallish entry area with about 10 booths and a tiny play area that bleeds easily into the Bar area. This whole area can visualize the bar area and part of the brewery.
Third, a separate room with windows looking out onto Sandy with a large play area for the kids. In total, I'm not sure it's that much bigger than the 4oth ave pub.
Decor is very similar to 40th st pub with unfinished ceiling with wiring hanging down. Looking more unfinished, than industrial warehouse look. Just kind of looks like they ran out of money to finish the ceiling.... ;-}
The addition of two new standard beers was a welcome sight! The
Hooligan Brown was very tasty with a gritty nuttiness, slight roasty and strong malt base. Hop are held back as they should be. The
Workhorse IPA is just another Hoppy IPA. Well made with a firm complex malt base and huge citrus hop blast in the nose and mouth.... Do I sound bored? Well.... Just a little tired of the same old thing! Big hops, nice malt base..... can't we use these descriptors for too many Northwest beers??? When will the Northwest move on and advance their palate to something beyond a bushel of hops and a firm malt base??? Laurelwood will even have three IPA's on tap at the same time! All just slight different variations of the same thing.... That said, they can be very diverse are have been very successful at brewing other beer styles..... There other styles other than IPA.... ;-}
The food was deja vu! Same menu. Food can be inconsistent, but this day my food was well prepared and hot...
I found the Play areas to be strangely empty, although there were children in the pub. Most children were in their seat with their parents and quiet. Wow! Does half a mile make that much of difference? Maybe the view of Rheinlander is a reminder of responsible decorum... ;-}