Dr Wort Hangover Cure
Menudo - A traditional Mexican dish, made with beef stomach (Tripe) in a clear broth or with a red chili base. Usually, lime, chopped onions, and chopped cilantro are added, as well as crushed oregano and crushed red chili peppers. According to Mexican mystics and high standing cholos, Menudo heals the head with the rising vapors of the chili's heat... The Lime and Onions sustain the Liver, and the Tripe rejuvenates the Human stomach lining.
Lava Ash Enema Sessions - The lava ash absorbs all the toxins in your body. It is advised that you fill an enema bag with a quart of Finnish Spring water mixed with Northwest Volcanic Ash. Northwest Lava Ash seems to work best for leaching toxins out of the system, its seems to have sucked the intelligence and sense of humor out of most NW natives. Insert and fill bowels with Ash/water mixture and purge. Repeat 5 times.
Barbara Streisand's Christmas album - Because.... Well... It's a Christmas miracle in itself. Why not see if it works on your hangover.
Dog Farts - Known to increase the gag reflux with the most noxious aroma ever created by an animal who prefers to lick it's ass. Helps ya purge the post party chicken strips, mac-n-cheese and Jalapeno Popper remnants .
Hair of the Dog! - Can't be hungover if ya just stay drunk! A couple good belts of Ancient Age or Old Grand Dad will wake ya up and knock out that throbbing head in about 30 seconds!
Lava Ash Enema Sessions - The lava ash absorbs all the toxins in your body. It is advised that you fill an enema bag with a quart of Finnish Spring water mixed with Northwest Volcanic Ash. Northwest Lava Ash seems to work best for leaching toxins out of the system, its seems to have sucked the intelligence and sense of humor out of most NW natives. Insert and fill bowels with Ash/water mixture and purge. Repeat 5 times.
Barbara Streisand's Christmas album - Because.... Well... It's a Christmas miracle in itself. Why not see if it works on your hangover.
Dog Farts - Known to increase the gag reflux with the most noxious aroma ever created by an animal who prefers to lick it's ass. Helps ya purge the post party chicken strips, mac-n-cheese and Jalapeno Popper remnants .
Hair of the Dog! - Can't be hungover if ya just stay drunk! A couple good belts of Ancient Age or Old Grand Dad will wake ya up and knock out that throbbing head in about 30 seconds!
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